MEMBER NEWS
John Baxter, Owner Operator, has gotten involved in the Society
of Automotive Engineers as treasurer of the Philadelphia Section.
Tom Berg, SuperScribe, writes: "Will youse please note the proper spelling of "youse" (not "yous"). This is vitally important if this is to be emblazoned on a shirt. Also, please don't forget my royalty payments."
Julie Candler is auto editor for the regional business publication, CORP! She had been a contributing editor of Nations' Business, but it ceased publication in April.
Charles Henry has opted to take early retirement from Great Dane Trailers after 27 years with the company. His most recent position had been vice president of advertising and industry relations. His intentions are to stay active within the trucking industry in consulting and writing. In June, he and Ethel Coke were married. Likewise, she took early retirement from CSX Railroad.
David A. Kolman, Truck Sales & Leasing, has been commissioned an honorary Colonel on the staff of the Governor of Kentucky. This appointment entitles him to membership in the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, a non-profit charitable organization.
Linda Longton, Overdrive, reportedly caused the lights to go out on her Paris hotel room floor very early one morning by using her hair dryer. This event, which occurred during a Mack press trip, caused a number of editors to dress in the dark . . . or so they said when asked about their "styling" appearance. She got up early every morning to jog. (You've got to admire her discipline, although she was heard to comment: "The jogging was essential as they fed us at least 49 times per day. Not that I'm complaining.")
Share your deeds, accomplishments, news, moves, etc.
Send your items to: The TWNA Dispatch, 600 Reisterstown Road, Suite 404, Baltimore, MD 21208; fax: (410) 486-7478;
email: dkolman@heavytruck.com.
Writer's Rules
Several members sent along the following memo for inclusion in
The TWNA Dispatch.
Subject: Writing professionally is so easy!
"Rules for Writers"
- Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
- Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
- And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
- Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
- Be more or less specific.
- Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually)
unnecessary.
- Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
- No sentence fragments.
- Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
- Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
- Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly
superfluous.
- One should NEVER generalize.
- Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
- Don't use no double negatives.
- Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
- One-word sentences? Eliminate.
- Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
- The passive voice is to be ignored.
- Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
- Never use a big word when substituting a diminutive one would suffice.
- Kill all exclamation points!!!
- Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
- Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-
shaking ideas.
- Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
- Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate
quotations. Tell me what you know."
- If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist
hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
- Puns are for children, not groan readers.
- Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
- Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
- Avoid "buzz-words"; such integrated transitional scenarios
complicate simplistic matters.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
KOLMAN'S KORNER
I realize that humor isn't for everyone.
It's only for people who want to have fun,
enjoy life and feel alive.
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Overhead: "My wife divorced me on
the grounds of incompatibility, and besides,
I think she hated me."
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If you won't be better tomorrow than
you were today, what do you need tomorrow for?