MOVING TOO FAST,MAKING UP WORDS
The list of "journalists-communicators" hated words just keeps growing, reports D. Mike Pennington, director marketing communications for Meritor and TWNA director. He noted the following recent additions: Complementarity, Deliriosity, Globality, Receptance, Ruggedize, Gvernance, Clapometer and Likert Scale.
"A little levity is mighty important in these 'hurry up and do more days' and we can longitudinally synchronize the ramifications of these Webster-isms directly to thou humble self," he says. "Or whatever."
Since 1988, Pennington has managed the hated words list. The latest edition follows.
Pennington is always looking for contributions to the list. Please submit yours to him at pennindm@meritorauto.com or fax to: 248-435-9946.
Most Disliked Words By Industry Journalists
(origin 1988 -- updated March 1999)
- Aimability
- Associativity
- Practicability
- Netiquette
- Cutting-edge
- High-tech (vs. low tech)
- Maintenance-free (nothing's free)
- Virtually all
- Manufacturability
- Fuel-efficient
- Global
- TQM (quality)
- Addressability (reliability, durability, and all other -ility words)
- State-of-the-art
- Parts in the pipeline?
- Come in a glider Kit?
- Pent-up demand (let my demand go)
- Leading edge (of technology) ("Bleeding" edge)
- Real world (vs. planet Neptune)
- Customer-driven
- Driver-friendly (aren't all of them?)
- Interrogation time (Q&A)
- "I'll get back to you..."
- Partnering
- Overcapacitize
- Facilitize
- Summarization
- Refacilitize
- Operating Dithering
- Excellent rideability
- Marinize an engine
- Verticality
- Horizontalness
- Prego Press Kit (it's in there...)
- Optimizing tool stationization
- 7-Station Facility Appreciation Walk-Through (vs. plant tour)
- Automaticity
- Anectodal evidence
- Testability
- Receptivity
- Electronification
- Electronization
- Customizable
- Incentivize (the driver)
- Centrally-located worldwide
- Clean sheet of paper
- Embargoed copy
- "Take time out of your busy schedule…"
- "We're really excited about..."
- Robust
- Second to none
- Methodology
- Testimonials without testing
- "I'll get to that in a few minutes..."
- + or - 2 degrees F
- Variability
- New from the ground up
- Whom may I say is calling?
- We listened to our customers
- Increased fuel efficiency
- Best in class
- Have a Good Show
- Exciting, Innovative Designs
- Greatly improved
- Our future has never been brighter
- We're here to stay (one truck OEM)
- Excellent value
- Incentivizes
- Patentability
- Evolutionize
- Materiality
- Near-miss (isn't it near hit?)
- Complementarity
- Deliriosity
- Globality
- Receptance
- Ruggedize
- Governance
- Clapometer
- Likert Scale
- Gizmology
- Infomediary
From the American Journalism Review worst cliches:
- Pushing the envelope
- Sea change
- Wake-up call
- Poster child
- Court of public opinion
- Navel gazing
- Chilling effect
- Hit the ground running
- Deer in the headlights
- Capturing the hearts and minds
Internet Connections
American Trucking Report - http://www.trucknet.com
Baldwin Filters - http://www.baldwinfilter.com
Eaton - http://www.eaton.com
Eaton Trucking Information Services Division - http://www.fleetadvisor.eaton.com
Fleet Equipment, Transport Technology Today - http://www.truklink.com
International Trucking Show - http://www.truckshow.com
Meritor Automotive - http://www.meriitorauto.com
Newport Communications
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Randall Trucking Media
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QUALCOMM
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QUALCOMM's OmniTRACS Mobile Communications
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QUALCOMM's TruckMAIL
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rpm Magazine - http://www.rpm-mags.com
Road King - http://www.roadking.com
Spicer Trailer Products - http://www.dana.com/spicer/trailer/products.htm
Swanson Russell Associates - http://www.sramarketing.com
Tire Retread Information Bureau - http://www.retread.org
Tow Times - http://www.towtimes.com
Transport Technology Today
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Utility Trailer Manufacturing Company
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TWNA - http://www.twna.org
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KOLMAN'S KORNER
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